Platypus Overlord

Merci - ♊♉ - Genderfluid
(Any pronouns are aok)

I'm pretty chill (at least I'd like to think so); shoot me a message.

memories:

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 10/23/2013 7:35:07 PM.

It Is Wintertime

  • - bug: hi

  • - me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

Hi! I saw that you were MacCree and I wanted to say that I'm Angela! I'm so happy to finally hear from you again!!!

Anonymous

hiya! sorry for taking long to reply, i recently moved accounts @platypusoverlord ! but hey hmu

mx-bones:

So.. I drew some of my characters if they were to be Overwatch heroes

LOL

While drawing these, me and the stream came up with ideas on how their gameplay would be like under the cut

Keep reading

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panplutonic:
“ pearl-likes-pi:
“ armsocks:
“ ceciliadavidson:
“ harleyismyhero:
“ I DON’T GET IT
”
me neither … someone explain it?
”
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said–“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert….Near...

panplutonic:

pearl-likes-pi:

armsocks:

ceciliadavidson:

harleyismyhero:

I DON’T GET IT

me neither … someone explain it?

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said–“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert….Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings,

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

How does this explain anything im

Its a Homestuck reference

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recalcitrantlycaffeinated:

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

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serenefreakgeek:

n-e-p:

haizcraze:

trixify:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

sweetapplestrider:

markruffalwhoa:

lyinginbedmon:

marblespiders:

egobuzz:

egobuzz:

when in doubt just ask a dog 

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

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better response than expected!

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

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i honestly didn’t expect anything less

new ask meme where u send a boof on anon if im ur tumblr crush

send me BOOF on anon if I’m your tumblr crush

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gudram:

slimetony:

gudram:

slimetony:

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

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